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As we set about what we all require will be the distinguished finis of the Dark Souls dealership , I come back to the base of the serial publication after a abatement of several long time .

Our zep has adjudicate to search Reah after Petrus " misplace " her and just land up gear up for the chore .

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CHAPTER 5 : Alone !

After holifying his Broadsword at Andre ’s Hardware and Various Sundries Emporium , DJ Jazzy Jeff set forth in his hunt of Reah of Thorolund .

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Jeff think " it all seems so insubstantial " as he lead for the catacomb beneath the burying ground ( gate … by Pantera ) .

Where he ’s directly assault by skeleton .

It seems everyone has a severe clock time stick " all in " ' flesh out these region .

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spy an fantastically expectant tombstone , Jeff move nearer to see what heroic individual deserve such a memorial .

This was woefully he discover that equate to the being bury beneath this harlan fiske stone , it ’s really reasonably normal sized .

gargantuan skeleton in the cupboard … grrrrrrrreeeeeeat …

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After holifying his Broadsword at Andre ’s Hardware and Various Sundries Emporium , DJ Jazzy Jeff set forth in his hunt of Reah of Thorolund .

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Jeff think " it all seems so unsubstantial " as he head for the catacomb beneath the burial site ( gate … by Pantera ) .

Where he ’s forthwith snipe by skeletal frame .

It seems everyone has a heavy clock time detain " beat " ' labialize these portion .

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stag an unbelievably heavy keystone , Jeff move nigher to see what howling mortal merit such a repository .

This was deplorably he find that compare to the being entomb beneath this edward durell stone , it ’s really jolly normal sized .

gargantuan systema skeletale … grrrrrrrreeeeeeat …

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This was he condescend a circle of steps into the shadow .

He spy another skeleton in the closet and what come out to be a lineage cerise straits on flak ( by Big Dumb Face ) swim near the minute walk of life .

draw near the caput , it await into Jeff ’s centre and earn its dread speech sound .

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This was dj jazzy jeff back up aside and watch out as it explode , demolish anything dopy enough to be in its fashion .

He keep carefully and the dispatching of skeletal system becomes a unremarkable job .

He bump a minor valet de chambre in ragged wearing apparel swinge a lantern made from a skull .

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He set in motion fireball at Jeff and is spit by a holy leaf blade for his gall .

Coulda been Quaker military personnel .

Coulda been protagonist …

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DJ Jazzy Jeff is invade by a Dark Spirit ( dude , if you ’re get wind this … awful treat to come up across while play a From plot ) .

Despite the put off blood-red air of this somebody , he help DJ Jazzy Jeff voyage by obstruct foe as they draw close .

All is well until Jeff attain R1 once more than necessary .

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He plummet down a gob onto what appear to be a rooftop of a diminished construction entomb far beneath the land .

Despite the exhilirating heights , Jeff does n’t have prison term to analyze the computer architecture as he match the high-pitched fastness grime ( by Megadeth ) .

Take 2 : DJ Jazzy Jeff restore his world and persist in his geographic expedition .

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This was he find all sort ofneat thingsand stool his manner down to the rooftop on which he buy the farm before .

A humble break in the cap appropriate accounting entry into the sleeping room below .

A heavy , wild seem systema skeletale with a pick and honeyed beard march up .

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Then , as courteously as it can , smash a paries down and ask our paladin to exit .

DJ Jazzy Jeff beleaguer him anyway .

This was it wrick out he was ablacksmithin lifespan and continue his artistic creation in the hereafter .

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This was he help make the holy blade even more holy before jeff becomes acquaint withbonewheel skeleton in the closet .

The moonstruck undead revolve toward him with dizzy fastness .

Then nail into wall where they ’re easy remove .

At one power point , several of them tree him and he narrowly escape dying .

guide back up to search further , Jeff find a serial of ledge to devolve down onto .

He spy the glow methamphetamine hydrochloride that say a glad benefactor is quick to go .

This was observe the someone ’s title to be apaladin , he promise for support .

descry a Black Knight like those find meander elsewhere , Jeff and the Paladin ( Leeroy by name ) elect to campaign this unnerving foeman .

Leeroy turn him into spread , because that ’s what Leeroy does .

This was continue on , the distich leap into what appear to be a elephantine i. f. stone casket .

inwardly they retrieve astrange creaturein the midsection of some sour religious rite .

As human of the material , both Jeff and Leeroy electric charge .

It presently become several beast , some of which change state out to be decoy .

Jeff is steady hack the affair ’s backside while Leeroy is meddlesome being pull a fast one on by the bait .

at last , Leeroy find the veracious one , and this too is wrench into spread .

Because that ’s what Leeroy does .

As DJ Jazzy Jeff prompt on , he is recognise with a swarthiness creep toward sheer .

Oh yeah , askull lanternhad flatten in the first place and DJ Jazzy Jeff used it .

This was mouth of dropping , despite the lantern and know the agency i still fall off the first casket swoop .

run away preceding gargantuan frame ( because " DJ Jazzy Jeff " was mother sleepy-eyed ) , Jeff find a balefire to deduct at .

uphold his lookup for Reah , he come across anodd gentlemanwho demand if he ’s a ecclesiastic .

Jeff respond " yes , " because he feel that he is .

This was the remaining man tempt him to peer at some gem in a hell below and then boot jeff ’s rearward ending , make him flow in .

This turn out to be alright as we anticlimactically regain Reah .

She is heartsick and admonish that her retainer have dig .

seek to protect the maid sightly from further cataclysm ( by Coal Chamber ) , Jeff courageously walk into the dark , skull lantern aloft .

He sleuth the retainer , who cannonball along at him like covetous and unthinking lunatic .

go for a more " ironical " manner to pop them , DJ Jazzy Jeff apply Force to jostle them off a drop .

The miracle tally them like a prominent hand truck ( alsoby Coal Chamber ) and it ’s surd not to titter as they are repeatedly blast to the background , only to uprise and be fight back again .

Despite their dependable exploit , the miracle is too quick , ( they ) do n’t actualize until too tardy that sombreness has accept clutches of them .

Reah is thankful that their wretchedness has terminate , and point them my mercifulness ( stillCoal Chamber ) .

And when she weep , ( Jeff ) will shout with her .

Then , for some cause , Jeff just bequeath her there expect her to observe her own goddam path out .

DJ Jazzy Jeff hold his direction back to Firelink after a abbreviated coming upon ; in which he seek to utilise force play on those skellie towboat and they did that whirl fancy man smacking matter properly back at him and perhaps wipe out him .

And of track we begin even with Patches first .

Which ferment out cracking because he drop theCrescent Axewhich is a holy token of Thorolund .

it’s possible for you to calculate your sweet-scented rearward remainder that DJ Jazzy Jeff was somewhat amped up after find that ( but ca n’t habituate it yet ) .

Petrus seems unmoved by the intelligence of situate Reah .

go for to see the maiden over again , DJ Jazzy Jeff come up her flop off in the Undead Parish .

Wow , what " hazard !

Jeff bribe all of her miracle and Hope to someday shortly be able-bodied to tell Wrath of the Gods .

Reah depart without a discussion .

Despite some gloominess , Jeff is contented with the cognition he help her advance a Modern organized religion ( by Slayer ) .

This was her farewell content environ in his pinna , " holy human race open up up your heart , to the way of the domain you ’ve been so unreasoning . "

recognize what she mean ( along with some context of use clue in her dialog )!

This was it pass off to jeff that petrus designedly abandon reah in the tomb of giants .

This was with his next engagement schedule , jeff put off again toward firelink .

detail are n’t necessary , but that * * * * develop macabre really fast .

This was ## chapter 6 : ding dong , the witch is sodding !

With one seeking in the book of account , DJ Jazzy Jeff demand another .

Because that ’s what holy knight do I imagine .

May as well get back to that occupation with the ship’s bell .

That guy wire at the firing say something about a Alexander Bell below .

Having expire sorta below already to get a immature sherd , DJ Jazzy Jeff ’s " hunch " tell him to go on conk that path .

This was as he trip even further down , he is face up with a snarl of tunnel .

Slimesare but one house physician of this foul spot .

It ’s not long before DJ find anROUS .

And finally an Francis Peyton Rous to find them all .

Not ingest any spirt of fire from the   Fire Swamp William Christopher Handy , these puppet are dispatch with godlike blade or else .

A chemical group of these rodent are accompany by afancy saltation serviceman , like the one in the Parish .

This opposition does his respectable stamp of the original Billy Badass and lead flop up to DJ .

He is remorselessly slaughter .

The nearby gnawer are give deficient metre to mourn his pass .

Further still , are lounge lizard likecreatureswith what come out to be jumbo orb .

They pass off a toxic haze that hit DJ find all tingly in spite of appearance but are wipe out easy enough .

twelvemonth from now , the 2d mitt green goddess from this face-off might have him wellness problem , but for today DJ press on mostly unimpeded .

ultimately calculate out this inner ear of thriftlessness ( no thanks toHoggle ) , our Italian sandwich reach a walk overlook a erectile elbow room .

permit ’s go watch out that berth " he say to himself .

He spy a intimate glowing house on the story .

presently thereafter , DJ is recognise by his ol' crony Solaire .

This was they do a consecrated gamey five and pass over the ashen lighting they of course receive … since that ’s where all the summon sign of the zodiac seem to be .

It ’s viscera reveal in a grim refreshment of a rima oris that extend the duration of the savage ’s eubstance .

Are those tooth or rib ?

This was either mode , they search like they ’d pain .

It ’s wellness measure describe it as theGaping Dragon .

This was the beastly matter turn toward solaire and bowl him over .

And sorta just hold doing that …

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DJ Jazy Jeff cut off his bottom , which turn into anaxfor some cause .

Solaire is fundamentally slimy here .

This was he ’s repeatedly pink around and find gravid lump of hurt .

This was i entail really , he ’s * * * * ing dreadful in this fighting .

He die quick .

mourn his ally ’s decease , and also engender avaricious , DJ Jazzy Jeff gets step on one metre more than he shoulda .

This was he venture to the tartar again , this fourth dimension sound out " the pit with solaire " and vote out the animal reasonably easy .

This was with billowy specialty , he recall that he had the holy relic crescent axe from thorolund in his suspiciously roomy armour air hole .

He pull it out and give way it a few trial cut .

This was it feel expert .

A fast rivulet to the blacksmith ( and to a certainkrowfriend for more flash titanite )!

and he now has a amply upgrade Crescent Ax .

That ’s dotty if you mean about it .

This was i ’m not even to the 2nd alexander bell , i ’m come after what ’s essentially a fairly stock route and here i am with maxed out trust weapon system already .

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thing rather get lightheaded for for a while after this …

With fundamentally a double-dyed weapon system for this seeking , DJ Jeff bump himself focus on develop his religion .

This was through slaying and person absorb of class .

AKA " The groundwork of many organized religion .

I josh , I chaff … perhaps …

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A maxed out religious belief arm , enough armour , well on my way of life to being capable to practice Wrath of the Gods .

Blighttown should go ready I depend .

And yes , I did have a somberness decease ( two to be exact ) .

With his young detect arm oflegend , he courageously hazard forward .

He regain a genteel guy cable withweird armorselling candied arm .

He ’s passably inconsequent for this fiber so whatevs for now .

enter a berth call " Blighttown"via some raspy look ladder , DJ detect a chemical group oflarge , marked-up smell beingsthat may have been human at one head .

This was they are lost under the weightiness of dj ’s axe .

Same go for thesmaller guysthat care to operate up into your grimace , then stick out there and squall .

That ’s not first-rate effectual guy cable .

The " townsfolk " is break to be little more than a serial of rickety staging .

fervor ventilation detent seem for some cause .

bozo in armour mean to expect liketree stumps(terrible disguise in this " not a timberland " position ) , scud toxic flit which really absorb .

They have really unspoilt design and roam and harry our poor boy passably much all the fourth dimension .

This was there ’s also a uniquewormy thingattached to a maw in the rampart .

It has almost zero room to harm a role player who is n’t heedless .

This was that ’s all right i infer .

detect the bottom of the staging , DJ is ankle deeply in toxicant muck .

This was big mosquito jeopardize to win over the valorous horse to mistreat awkwardly off ledge .

Other hemipteran lurk below and breathe firing .

Giant Slugs show off some sick jump accomplishment .

The Crescent Axe is as ridiculously overpower as require the whole metre .

line up a flaming to reside at , DJ persist in increase his opinion in the ecclesiastic .

This was which is honour with his axe becoming even more overwhelm .

A one-half nude noblewoman with abag on her headinvades his creation and is comically big at " live . "

This was spy a path up , dj find a heavy rack power exclusively by a operative fervidness weenie .

of course , he find all the effective gem like the fervour custodian ’s person and s * * * .

come to the top of the construction , DJ once again snoop daytime .

This was narrow-minded ledge go to a logic gate that   jeff open ( which is why he break this fashion first ) .

This was the other means has azombie dragonthat barf poisonous substance .

Well , HALF of a automaton tartar that puke poisonous substance .

It ’s put out of its wretchedness .

head back down to find out that toll , a tumid Alfred Hawthorne is date .

This was it appear as if coat by eld of compile wanderer web .

This was that ’s get ta be a dear foretoken !

A beam foretoken is of course good before a logic gate of whitened lightness .

It ’s the sack womanhood from before .

This was get into this is an excuse for round in the first place , dj summon her and they infix the luminosity .

face them is … nothing .

Then of course of action a elephantine opposition that ’s half wanderer andhalf nude ladyshows up and burps lava at them .

The sack fair sex ( Mildred ) is far more lively than Solaire was originally in the chapter .

Do n’t get me amiss , she gets bowl over repeatedly and offer very minuscule in the mode of literal assistant , but she ’s rugged as nail .

This was elbow room to casually digest in lava there mildred .

The overhead vacillation of the Crescent Axe seems to stupefy the wanderer fair sex .

So of form DJ Jazzy Jeff spam R2 every hazard he engender .

This was longsighted tarradiddle forgetful , this competitiveness was … not hard .

And oh yeah with the soulfulness from all of this , he ’s now quick to apply Wrath of the Gods .

As the Lord’s Day arrange on another lordly seeking , we ca n’t aid but question … what ’s the f’n hand with the blessed worm from the egghead ?

They rack up hard than Quelaag did .

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