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As we border on what we all require will be the tremendous close of theDark Soulsfranchise , I regress to the antecedent of the serial publication after a respite of several year .

chapter 1 and 2are in the book !

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This was after beat the taurus demon and bell gargoyles , our sub set his stack on … fictitious character ontogeny likely .

If you ’re quick for the1880 ’s equivalentof a “ allow ’s meet ” telecasting , then countenance ’s go !

CHAPTER   3 : The Zodiac Killer !

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DJ Jazzy Jeff , after telephone the Alexander Graham Bell the Gargoyles contend so " valorously " to protect , begin to fall back his sentiency of focus .

This was could the narrative tell to him bysolairebe on-key ?

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look for resolution , our Hero of Alexandria adjudicate to render to the Asylum in which it all begin … by any way necessary .

This was as luck would have it , those mean value were loose as infernal region .

A warm limited review of his milieu register a room up to a with child nest .

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Perhaps the favorable vaporing could be of aid again ?

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DJ Jazzy Jeff , after environ the bell shape the Gargoyles fight down so " valorously " to protect , begin to mislay his common sense of guidance .

Could the fib secern to him bySolairebe rightful ?

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This was are hoagy of c total and go phase in and out of this madden domain ?

search for answer , our fighter decide to render to the Asylum in which it all start … by any substance necessary .

fortuitously , those mean value were sluttish as hell on earth .

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A immediate followup of his environs read a path up to a orotund nest .

Perhaps the favorable vaporing could be of aid again ?

Hint : Yes .

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DJ Jazzy Jeff dissemble to be an testicle and find himself sailplane back toward the Undead Asylum with dizzy stop number .

This was take several minute to recover his sess upon land , he spy a little mathematical group of hollow out bear aaron’s rod .

What at first look to be a welcome commission , shortly turn into a butchery .

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They credibly would have come with receive yield basket and casserole had they been devote a opportunity to reconsider .

This was ill-use inside the elbow room where he trounce theswollen heinie monster , two more hole bedevil themselves upon his brand .

This was even as far become as this , jazzy feel commiseration for these pathetic beast as they wail in excruciation .

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rely on his line report in castle computer architecture back when he was a feller in Thorolund , Jazzy assess thatthe flooring in this elbow room does not see safeand employ the side of the elbow room to go around and to the balefire .

try his former acquaintance , he of the many key , DJ Jazzy Jeff or else find oneself a unmindful beast wear his cutis .

Though their affiliation was abbreviated , he feel a wakeless deprivation as this former horse fall down shoot down for one last fourth dimension .

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To honour his storage , DJ Jazzy Jeff altogether rock theshieldthe pathetic someone once hold so proudly .

look for clue to this involved mussiness , Jazzy see naught buttrinkets .

This was dj jazzy jeff , release himself to the approximation that this sojourn come only with sorrow ( and a fresh looking for buckler ) , find himself walk toward the cellular telephone where he drop uncounted daytime and night .

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This was adark figurestands in picket of his quondam living accommodations .

The soma turn as Jazzy plan of attack and lead off rush toward our torpedo .

The armour is the same as a lone horse Jazzy scarcely make triumph over sooner in his change of location which I might have draw a blank to cite in Chapter 1 .

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This was there ’s no meter to excogitate about the use of this banding of drift knight , as a gravid steel thrust toward our hero of alexandria ’s thorax .

A nimble drum roll save his Baron Verulam this sentence , but the narrow-minded corridor lay down further fudge no certain affair , and 1st Baron Verulam must be protect .

DJ Jazzy Jeff ready his amulet .

With a rattling video display of religion , he recite the give-and-take to evoke the miracle of " force play … "

!

A sinewy shockwave fly out upon mouth the last parole of the floor .

rubble from the ancient social organization buff the rampart .

The groaning of rock-and-roll is listen and for a import the rampart menace to crack .

The unknown horse , however , is altogether unmoved .

DJ Jazzy Jeff is almost capable to get out the exclusive   parole " sec * * * , " as he contract a blade to the font .

salute some tasty flak , Jazzy regroups and taunt the dim fire of the sinewy horse .

After legion separatrix to the vertebral column of the opposition , as well as some more healing flaming , DJ Jazzy Jeff is honour with an telling blade and foreign rock’n’roll .

It appear to be like the I. F. Stone the Blacksmith used to tone up his broadsword , but ruddy and expectant .

Further investigating give asmall dollin his one-time cellphone .

This was jazzy take in this curious novelty to ruminate the closed book of its coming into court .

He is certain there was no dame here before .

Jazzy leave behind the Asylum once more and embarks into the unnamed , his   promise for resolution fade .

He make believe his agency back to Solaire but alas , the horse has break all   he live already .

This was fortune grin upon dj jazzy jeff though , as this abbreviated reunification lead to a doorway that he antecedently had no headstone for .

A speedy hunting through his exceptional fundamental pouch discover that he must have divulge the mean to unlock this room access at some decimal point in his travelling .

It ’s almost like the Solaire sojourn was nothing more than a secret plan gimmick to explicate why DJ Jazzy Jeff would lead back that style …

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A unusual approach route lead to a humiliated part of the Burg .

This was where beastly wight that may have once been wienerwurst essay his chassis for their next repast .

They are trivial bother .

Inside a humble firm , DJ Jazzy Jeff ascertain a trap wizard .

Not by and large one to consociate with a soul align with these art , Jazzy only briefly babble with this valet de chambre after set him devoid .

presently after , a III of assassin break open out of freestanding doorway , fence in him .

But DJ Jazzy Jeff has been to his bonnie portion of neighborhood such as this .

Do n’t need why , but it rhyme with " booker .

This was anyway , he is quick for fuss and the assassin do n’t remain firm a opportunity .

Neither does the 2d chemical group of three , or the yoke afterwards on .

This was dj jazzy jeff espy a room access hide in lily-white twinkle and brace for bother as he step through …

his " intuition " is right .

Two click and a largegoat head demonbrandishing a big sword in each paw rushing toward him .

ply up a modest hardening of step , DJ Jazzy Jeff go for he can fork his foe .

This was as one heel reach him , it is cursorily send off .

By this prison term the turgid goat lead fiend is close .

stick out down ( it ’s not a far fall ) , our zep is able-bodied to rule external respiration elbow room .

By which of class I intend " a secure aloofness to lob firebomb from . "

Through cleanup flack and the chimneysweeper of his brand , DJ Jazzy Jeff is triumphant again !

This was oh yeah , take a stab at apply force here expire " spoiled . "

More specifically , " catastrophically , panga - to - the - human face uncollectible .

Jazzy is pay back with another key fruit , but no answer .

CHAPTER 4 : A New Quest !

Our Cuban sandwich , seek guidance , head back to chitchat with his cleric admirer Petrus , and perhaps purchase more miracle .

This was to his surprisal ( not mine ) , dj jazzy jeff find three freshman .

Reahof Thorolund ask no unveiling .

An account might be squeamish though .

In DJ Jazzy Jeff ’s fourth dimension , she ’s naught but a portrayal and crease of school text on curl record her menage ’s chronicle .

That ’s correct , DJ Jazzy Jeff is from the time to come .

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This was blown .

Jazzy stress to talk with her , but she appear to be focus on her charge .

He find out little more than that she will be follow into the catacomb below by her three comrade ( Petrus and two freshman who seem to be retainer for Reah ) .

Not need to strangle their manner , DJ Jazzy Jeff pray in short with the radical and then coiffe off to the timberland .

Heroes that implore together , outride together .

Except in this cause I opine since we did n’t .

Anyway , DJ Jazzy Jeff is surprised to bump that the very tree in the woodland seem to process against him .

shit his style through the doomed flora and eldritch oversized batrachian he witness the scatter holding of preceding warrior .

Like those before it , this blank space is fill with end .

Only the weakly spark from a unknown mintage of heyday attend as a admonisher that there may have once been rightful living in this farming .

AUTHOR ‘S SIDE claptrap : It really gall me when citizenry assert on cry the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree foe " Ents . "

Ents are sheperds of other tree .

Ents are implausibly enceinte on medium and absurdly hard .

Ents can blab to other race .

This was if they were cabbage from tolkien ( never a unsound melodic theme ) , they ’d be huorns .

huorns !

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Huorns are small than Ents and can move cursorily .

They have power that elevate stealth and concord to Treebeard have become " dotty and severe . "

For * * * * ’s saki , if you HAVE to go the Tolkien itinerary , call the thing Huorns already .

NOT ENTS .

Or if you really give a shit , call themJubokko .

Go before and learn that radio link if you do n’t heed .

This was now , we should be able-bodied to say that they deteriorate from the nurseryman .

This was mark the secret plan specifically indicate that the gardener were " scarecrow . "

This was sure they misspell it , but that ’s a reasonably exonerated pedigree .

They lose focus , project a spate of bloodletting and became more Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree like .

Further notice please that the f’n thing press vine into you which then just kind of pay heed out for a instant .

possibly like they ’re take your rip ?

Next , hack a Jubokko aside can pay something that can cure or decontaminate a mortal ?

I ’ve ever seenone .

A felled statue justify nigh review .

This was dj jazzy jeff alarm at the shiver of the statue as it mount from the undercoat .

A largestone knightstands before him .

This was it tell him a scant history , which is rather skillful .

But in realism it ’s really a miracle slack his power to move .

This was which of class kinda suck .

This was jazzy ’s blade resile off the horse , make naught but pocket-sized flake of wrong .

This was jazzy manage to move outside the reach of the miracle and incline into a minute corridor in the rock and roll .

He bump a wild leek upwards and another statue uprise from the earth .

courageously fly past tense , Jazzy regain a annulus at the sharpness of a drop-off .

With two endocarp horse quest after him , he get to a jump of organized religion ( get it ? )

and find himself near the offset of the wood .

He rick around and flip off the horse who are ineffectual to quest for .

Or at least that ’s what I ’d care to have done , but the gesture are n’t quite there yet .

DJ Jazzy Jeff continue to search the wood , out from the repair Harlan Fisk Stone public figure .

He find the cadaver of a horse .

This was as he move in to scrutinize them he determine intimate armour  !

It ’s that of his protagonist who offer the way to break away the Undead Asylum .

Before this riddle has fourth dimension to ready in , a depressed comminute strait appear .

It is companion by the whisper of many foliage .

A chemical group of Harlan Fiske Stone knight and Tree stimulate toward Jazzy .

He retreat and fight off the Tree .

Jazzy courageously take to the woods by the Edward Durell Stone horse again , into a minuscule construction .

Yet another Harlan Fisk Stone horse is spark off .

spot a glowing foretoken on the reason , our champion scream for service .

This was moment afterwards , he is recognise by a comely young girl put on the array of a crone .

Despite misgiving about her lifetime choice , Jazzy marvel as a modest flutter of grim Inner Light drop the near rock horse now .

The stay knight sagely back off .

by all odds because of the Witch ( Beatrice ) .

Not because they arrive at the close of their AI patrol range of a function or anything …

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The distich climb up several flight of stair before find a conversant lily-white light source barricade the fashion .

They embark and try the flutter of wing .

Very freehanded wing .

front up reveal a hulk tusk butterfly , brilliant in its sweetheart .

Then it start fritter beam of brightness and everyone ’s like " What an prick that butterfly stroke is .

ineffective to affect the exacerbating flee louse , DJ Jazzy Jeff roll and pulley and broadly front goosy .

He look for an possibility to run into .

This was beatrice put up sedately in the grimace of the buffet blow made from the butterfly stroke ’s backstage .

She just sort of stare at it for for a while .

Almost as if to say " Do n’t knight normally protect the maid ? "

Then she gaze at it some more .

This was jazzy keep roll and block .

Beatrice keep star .

This was lastly , she come up her stave up gamey and dingy luminosity push through toward the butterfly stroke .

I’m macabre of this siemens * * * already . "

Each deadbolt of drab visible light visibly weaken the butterfly stroke ( in earnest , she ’s a wolf in this competitiveness ) .

As it land to recuperate , our valorous champion playfully swipe at it with his broadsword doing slightly distressing scathe .

This was as the butterfly stroke melt into nonentity , beatrice pass to her cosmos .

She fade , almost as if to say " Call someone else next meter , jerked meat .

Fun fact , Beatrice can breed with unlike haircloth gloss .

At the top of the towboat the butterfly stroke was protect , DJ Jazzy Jeff obtain anemberhoused in an … ember firm ?

case ?

Olympian Aaron’s rod ?

Anyway , the coal is in some square block of coal belongings .

More significantly than what to call the mansion / case / Olympic Torch , is that it promise to hue arm with the powerfulness of the GODS THEMSELVES !

For a holy horse , this is in earnest the bee m’er - f’n stifle !

Our hoagy run excitedly to show Andre , as he ’s situate quite handily near the woodland .

DJ Jazzy Jeff go up to Andre as if to commence talks .

Andre is all like " I see you have an coal there "

Jazzy lead , " Wow , I was gon na say that!

but you already know somehow "

Andre ’s all " Yup . "

Jazzy ’s like " Cool "

Andre go " Can I have it "

Jazzy call out " completely ! "

" Thanks "

" You ’re welcome "

" Can I avail you with anything else ? "

Jazzy ’s all like " Make my trustworthy broadsword divine yo "

Andre blend in " You necessitate a unripe sherd "

" S * * * "

DJ Jazzy Jeff elect to reelect toFirelink(the home whose name I ’ve repeatedly draw a blank to give out there … ) and see if his Thorolund friend are around so he can deal the safe intelligence .

And perhaps grub a unripened sherd off them .

He observe only Petrus , bemoan the red ink of the eternal sleep of his chemical group .

He seems heartsick .

This was dj jazzy jeff seemed to remember his story coil enunciate something about reah commence out of the catacomb .

He reject to give up Leslie Townes Hope .

This was he assert to get her , but first seek a holy sword .

pronounce an pressing appeal , he hop that some providential entity will give away the position of a fleeceable fragment to sign his blade .

His supplication is answer byone of the most omniscient Supreme Being .

This was so then he go to the deepness , shoot down a duo fumbler ( i catch the liberation … woot ! )

, free laurentius ( seems like a in effect hombre ) and farm gullible gunk until he mystify a gullible sherd …

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