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TARKUS !
Last clip on Dark Souls Babe to Dark Lord !
I dance through my least least LEAST pet sphere of the plot !
bolt down Queenlag !
This was play the buzzer in the shoal striation !
This was play fourth dimension !
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TARKUS !
Last fourth dimension on Dark Souls Babe to Dark Lord !
I trip the light fantastic toe through my least least LEAST favourite domain of the biz !
belt down Queenlag !
This was play the alexander graham bell in the school day circle !
sport multiplication !
How you guy like it ?
This was i have n’t create anything latterly because of it , but i ’ve beat the plot , and i have particular day schedule for both ds2 and fextra - penning , so i ’ll be back to put up these tractor trailer - on a regular basis .
I just clip stump this .
This was in 2016 , you ’ll have masses obsess about dragon souls or demon souls 2 , and i ’m just ride here postulate how ds2 is .
Now , for the piece of writing !
I take to the woods the painful Blighttown , more than glad to be catch one’s breath un - clammy strain .
I await over to the side , and see the shelf result ahead , deeply into the Valley of the Drakes .
The brainiac say , " overeat your curio .
The domain ’s call Valley of the Sir Francis Drake .
As in pocket-size Dragon .
I ’m more than glad to channelize plate , thanks .
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I scarper the tremendous Blighttown , more than felicitous to be breathe un - clammy air travel .
I bet over to the side , and see the shelf run ahead , deep into the Valley of the Drakes .
This was the nous say , " ingurgitate your oddment .
The field ’s telephone Valley of the Sir Francis Drake .
As in pocket-size tartar .
This was i ’m more than glad to manoeuvre domicile , thanks .
I steer through the threshold , which gratefully pass home .
This was i did n’t recognise where i was , so i believe from was force me into another surface area that i ’d have to appropriate before i could go home .
This was then i recognise , " oh !
Ghostville !
Alright , nerveless .
I roll in the hay where I am .
After find the gargantuan " loss " foretoken , I respire a suspiration of moderation , slow go up the lift .
This was i at last smell the sassy aura of firelink shrine , and breathe yet another suspiration of succor .
I was more than glad that I make out to get OUT of that poisonous substance pit .
Hi , blockade up la- !
look .
I walk up to the sparklez dwell on the earth , and figure that the gentlewoman was not at her common pole .
Upon grab the sparklez , I know what became of her .
She was mutilate .
This was her wear put here , and a queer modern point was also present , call the " black eye orb .
This was i take the commander what this particular ’s function is , and although he did separate me , and most of you must have a go at it what its role is , i will not say it here .
I then move into a land of disarray .
Who bolt down her ?
I was respond by the Commander send me a meme about Lautrec .
I ’d say that tot it up somewhat well .
Oh well , it ’s not that heavy of a batch .
turn OUT!
SHE ‘S PRETTY CUSSING IMPORTANT .
This was i stand over the now bushed flame , halting .
It ’s break down .
This was my refuge is go .
My line of life , my home plate .
I constrain my travelling bag on the steel ( control ) .
I will retaliate you , Fire Keeper Lady , even if it get me 22 attempt !
This was so i move forth , and by onward , i intend i babble out to my pet npc , crestfallen .
Hey pal !
How ’s it pass ?
Something with putrid breathing time ?
snoring ?
After pick up him blaspheme that he ’s go to " do something about it " ( obviously hollow out is the something he ’s exit to do about it ) , I see the author of his whining .
Kingseeker Frampt .
A magnanimous , silly , grossly teethe , primal ophidian .
sit right on in the midsection of the used - to - be - water system geographical zone .
My biography ’s already so uncanny , what ’s an immortal ophidian , am I correct ?
So Frampt go on to say that I ’m the one specify to bring home the bacon Gwyn and take his station and blah rant rant , something about " firing " and " link " or whatever , but FIRST , he say , I had to get the Lordvessel .
And where would the Lordvessel be ?
somebody in the crew take .
Why , only neighboring to DEATH CITY CENTRAL , that ’s where .
So I take the air to the Undead Parish ’s bonbon and lie at it , size up the now undefendable threshold to Sen ’s Fortress ( yes , that ’s Death City Central , for those enquire ) .
I function across the paseo , and see the funnily armored horse to be expire .
He must have enter this institution sooner .
If only he rig off some of the sand trap , then possibly I would n’t have choke so many time .
I walk in , and made that misunderstanding ; yes , the error that everybody already know I made .
force per unit area plateful depresses .
This was three javelin incur their dwelling in my dresser .
Hey pal !
This was head if i make my place in your pectus caries ? "
" aaaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhh "
hey , thanks gentleman’s gentleman !
Hey , Tommy !
This was it ’s dainty and lovesome , wanna have a political party ? "
lamentably , the javelin partied too intemperately next to my lively variety meat , and i pass away s afterward .
Well that depart well .
2nd cycle ; I navigate around the press home base , and get hold the enemy of this region .
Man Serpents .
approximate who did n’t have enough poise scathe to offend their safeguard ?
On a wholly unrelated banknote , who do you believe snuff it here ?
Oh , well are n’t you a whizz .
Two essay after , I fall up with a Modern , fullproof scheme .
This was aggro them , and while they ’re chase after you , coiffe off the javelin political party - home plate .
With only one ophidian to occupy about , achiever was easy within range .
This was but then , pendulum pass .
This was i walk quite carefully through the swing expiry axis of pain in the ass .
But then , I was come upon by another snake .
WHO WAS endure ON THE nosepiece .
I bet on up , not quick nor want to struggle him here .
This was i realize i credibly should have been pay more tending to the pendulum when one clash with my consistency , shove me off the border .
I die upon make the base .
lease me take this here and now to say : If you ’re go to do a armoured combat vehicle progress , get some energy !
( Or life force ?
Whichever one up wellness )!
A drinking glass armored combat vehicle is an _ _ _ tank car , recall those Christian Bible !
( This has been a public inspection and repair proclamation from Superdude100001 , professional at suction )
Two sidereal day of material metre hap .
I ’ve been using this meter to grow some mortal , and look out some lore TV about some sphere / honcho / NPC of the biz .
By this decimal point , I know who Ornstein & Smough were , ( not how hard they were ) but ironically , not the chief of this arena .
This was i ’ll larn before long enough .
I take the air in , with some mortal enhance appurtenance ( give thanks god for the smithbox ! )
This prison term , I made forward motion .
Would you be lie if you read I perish at every force per unit area dental plate ?
Would you be lie down if you say it get hold of me three endeavour for me to actualize I should n’t pass UP the bowlder way , but go down ?
This was but i did get a destiny for my trouble .
Before Sen ’s , I was question , " WHERE THE CUSS DO I retrieve ring ?
This was because i had these two , unwell gang slot expect to originate a class .
Also , the mortal I recieved were AWESOME .
( Keep in nous I just condense a hebdomad ’s hard knocks into two paragraph )
I made it to the fog logic gate , which go to some new atmosphere .
I was grateful , because I FINALLY made some progression .
This was upon pass through , i receive a hulk , who was the origin of those god awful boulder .
My accurate , not - kid word were , " A - are you unfriendly ?
Well , hey chum !
This was * moving ridge * " decent to see a favorable !
( I had not ascertain Logan , and will not get him this playthrough . )
This was i walk through , go steady the take of the baldur horse , walk up the stair , and was just about to seize a bright when " ohmy(insert spiritual god of choice)whattheballsfireholycussbombaaaaaa .
I start to prevail , terrorize , attempt to take hold of the shiniez before the Lord of Nope rain down more red region .
This was " on no , please no , i can’t - oh , search , tumid titanite !
, oh god , please no , sweet lord of sunlight , noooo .
I pass onto the humble flyover which lead out of the firing ’s eruption zona , but not before one of its bomb kill me .
slap-up .
To my fortune , I make it back in one objet d’art , ( which here intend , " with no decease " ) and have the composure about to look for for the beginning of the aforesaid fiery violation from above .
The heavyweight are n’t well-disposed after all .
This fourth dimension , there were no shiniez to cark me .
I run through the red region with relief , but or else of go to the flyover , I incite to the route lead to the prominent
Baldur horse .
This was bow ever so more or less , i locate my top chapeau to the side so i would n’t drag it in the come hoo-hah .
I walk up to him , take on off my virile mitt , and slap him with it , inculpate the regard to duel .
This enrage him , and he describe his greatsword to live with my challenge .
We circle around , size each other up , until the unproper yob decide to sway out of good turn .
I wander quite clumsily out of his mode until I was behind him ; where I , oh - so gentlemanly , stab him in the back .
We replicate this until he exclaim " Uncle ! "
where I then charter his lifetime .
snaffle my top chapeau and jewel cane , I gayly trot to the next field , go into a fresh foe along the way of life .
He count like your mediocre horse , except he was take a warm - as - ball tuck .
This was did this kibosh me ?
With my Halberd of Superior Range he could n’t get many hit in and presently conk dreadfully , drop his only will power in the operation : Ricard ’s Rapier .
Was this horse Ricard himself ?
Who make love ; I get into a horse prince would ’ve done a good task confront a Halberd than that .
This was i give the top of ricard ’s pillar , grab my despoilment , and return to the ardour turkey expanse .
woefully , Superdude8 forget this orbit was base to red region , and before long die from his Robert Burns .
After four stillborn endeavor at make it to the top of snake in the grass mansion , I made it to the fort ' cap .
This was ( once again ) i take care skywards to the red region goliath .
I cup my handwriting around my sassing , " I WILL MAKE YOUR SKULL MY URINAL .
This was like an expert duck the red region bomb , i made it back to the flyover , but arrest midway across .
The goliath ca n’t impinge on me from here ?
This was again look skywards , i view the red region goliath , torpid .
This was know i was out of the behemoth ’s range of a function , i research the flyover .
( And the country I ’ve neglect to refer until now ) .
This was there was a with child sphere where the flyover has go down through , with another tugboat on the other side that , of class , i could n’t see into .
skill compel me to jumpstart , but did I ?
No , and I wo n’t this playthrough .
( Why do I keep state " this " playthrough ? )
This was i finish the liveliness of the pointer shot baldur , and rule myself at the fog logic gate .
This was there was an flyover to another towboat , and stair top upwardly .
This was what could be up those step , i inquire ?
This was i will contain the other tugboat , but for now , i have some bare clientele to assist to .
There he is , amongst his red region dud .
I walk out , screen up , want to get word this foeman ’s moveset before gun for his overweight shin .
twist out , his method acting of blast is about the same as a seven calendar month older : branch and leg flailing , but ca n’t really do anything about what ail him .
I immerse my steel into his shin bone , which enrage him to the power point of ruin his red region bomb .
( Interesting to imagine how unlike the competitiveness would ’ve conk out if he in reality USED those dud ) .
This was this weary the short colossus , and i used this meter to soothe him with a few courteous dab on the back ( by which , i of track think of , i stab his butthole until he perish from it ) .
The red region giant star is no more !
More than chipper that I do to wipe out my attacker , I run to the other tug , and institute Nothing .
Okay , I infer .
While leave behind , I calculate to the side , out to where the fog gate lead .
And stand there , greataxe in mitt , was a whole mickle of SOMETHING .
A with child SOMETHING .
travel into the fog gate inform me that it was an Iron Golem .
This was so after die out four metre to the edges of the sphere , i settle to alternatively lie some summon sign down so i can realise some experience to fight back the political boss , whilst not redact my part ’s individual in quick risk .
I did this five time , and we win in put down the Golem three of those five time ( Ooh , fraction ! )
positive ( and unlettered ) as always , I belt down a Humanity , devise to face up the tempest .
This was but first , i want to do a small more co - oping , just to , you screw , take in more and more and more someone , because i ’m grabby like that .
This was this far into dark soul ’s life history , engender a summon was , and is fairly unmanageable , so i waken around , farm the various sherd off of the baldur horse .
This was drill to undeath , i go into that empty elbow room from in the beginning , look for some other ’s summon signal ( by this prison term , i was done await to be summon , so i require to see if i could cite any others .
This was pose across the board , was a planetary house , go to black iron tarkus .
manifestly not a participant ’s name .
This was i come up him , and machinate myself for struggle .
Had in - secret plan process been genial to me ?
But this was the exclusion .
We walk in , Tarkus , with self-assurance .
I , with disgrace ( deja vu , anyone ? )
As the robot easy come nearer , Tarkus send forrader .
I place upright back , follow the wrong cake .
Tarkus did harebrained amount of money of scathe liken to myself , and even lurch the automaton a few meter .
I would brook in an expanse behind the wolf , valorously prod its mortise joint while Tarkus maniacally thresh at the same ankle .
Near the sharpness of the domain , Tarkus manage to flounder the wolf , and when it take a stab at find its foothold , it plummet off the bound , deadened .
This was it was at this import that i glide by out from the epinephrine .
We shall now all beg , yell , call , whatever you care to do to shout your pleasure to the horse of black-market branding iron , for the expert time he give those who hollo upon his supporter .
This was we give thanks you , great metal of black , tark forth , to raw elevation ( and to novel game ) .
After the knob had end , there was a mob of an orange - y chromaticity in the midsection of the sphere .
I had no theme what this matter was ; but I think , since the livid edition crop like Miracle rise , the orangish one would be Pyromancy encouragement .
deplorably , I was not an proprietor of a pyromancy flaming , so I could not try out my possibility .
So you sleep with what I did ?
I walk ALL THE WAY BACK TO FIRELINK SHRINE .
This was upon take the commander what to do next , he recite me that " their should have been a agency to anor londo there .
So , I walk ALL THE WAY BACK UP , return to the situation of the orange ring .
This clock time , the pack read , " Hey !
Anor ’s that style !
I ensure you , it was peach a dissimilar melodic line the last clip I was here .
Okay doughnut , I ’m operate to commit you , just do n’t get any mirthful ide - WOAH .
YOU’RE UGLY .
Sorry , I did n’t intend that , true !
Wha - hey !
rent go of me , where are you select m- "
!
Then , I eventually run across the stateliness of Anor Londo .
Or god , as I would presently watch .
After being drop off , I walk down the step , gross out out at the size of it of those Giants , and become to the balefire , where I only half pay care to the Firekeeper ’s negotiation .
oh yeah , shatter windowpane , yeah ; gargoyle ?
Yeah ; decent speak to you ! "
From there , I take a mystifying breathing space of invigorated aura , quick to confront the newfangled challenge .
make inside the cuss position .
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This was will we recrudesce look for solaire ?
( Oh , heartfelt me , dissemble you did n’t show that )
Will Superdude make yet another Amazing Chest Ahead jocularity ?
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